Funny Jokes Quiz

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Funny Jokes

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I used to hate facial hair, but then I grew a beard.
Where does a penguin keep its money? In a North Pole account.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a poorly dressed man? A well-dressed man knows when he's dressed well.
What musical instrument would a nervous teacher play? A calm-piano.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
How do you make seven even? Subtract the 's'.
What's purple and commutes? A grape-mobile.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a poorly dressed man? A well-dressed man knows it.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
A bicycle can't stand up by itself. Why? Because it's two tired.
What musical instrument would a nervous teacher play? A calm-piano.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do plants hate poetry? Because they're not very roots!
How do you make seven even? Take away the "s".
What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What did the grape say to the other grape? Let's get this party started!
Why should you not play poker with a four-leaf clover? Four's a royal flush!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds!
What does an angry sea say? Grr-reat!
What did the wall say to the floor? I'm feeling a little plastered.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
I tried to explain puns to my dog. He had no tail!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
What did the bicycle say to the wall? "I'm going to crash!".
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a poorly dressed man? One is well-dressed, the other is not.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? In a bed!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you get when you cross a red bull with a blue bull? A confused bull.
What's the opposite of a hippopotamus? A hippo-not-a-pus.
What do teachers say to students who don't listen? "Class dismissed."
Why does the sea look blue? Because the water is deep!
What does a fish say when it's in trouble? "Dam-n!"
What kind of cheese do you make in the summer time? Summer sausage.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What has an eye, but cannot see? A needle.