Collection of Funny Jokes

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Collection of Funny Jokes - 100 Unique Jokes

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? "C" because it's a-hoy!
How do you make seven even? Subtract the 'S'.
What does a seagull do when it’s thirsty? Eat water
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
What musical instrument should you never buy from a cheap shop? A trombone!
What is the difference between a good banana and a bad banana? A good banana is a good one!
Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What does a fish say when it bumps its head? Dam!
What do you call a fish without a face? Fsh.
I told my computer that I was having a bad day, and it responded with "I feel you." Definitely not my friend.
What kind of tree can you use to start a fire? An axe-tree!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor? I have so many problems!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little "boogie" in it!
Why does the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck with you!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
You know, architects design buildings, but I design my own disasters.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Neither; they both weigh a ton.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
What is a vampire's favorite type of music? Blood rock!
What is better than a box of chocolates? A box of chocolates.
What has no voice but can sometimes give you important information? A map.
Why do we fall asleep under a blanket? Because blankets are warm.
What kind of tree can you use to start a fire? An axe tree!
What did the bicycle say to the wall? I'm feeling a little flat.
What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What is a vampire's favorite type of music? Blood rock!
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a very small, angry fish? A little fishtastic.
How do you stop an angry fish from swimming? Throw a net at it!
What do you call a fish in a tree? A fish out of water.

Additional Notes

These jokes are designed to be funny and lighthearted.
Some jokes are puns or wordplay.
They cater to a general audience.
The collection is not exhaustive.

Description

Enjoy a light-hearted collection of 100 unique jokes that are sure to make you smile. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family. Get ready to laugh and lift your spirits with this delightful selection!