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Questions and Answers
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Nemo
- Fsh (correct)
- Sightless fish
- Fish-less
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
- It was two tired (correct)
- It hit a bump
- It wanted to rest
- It was not balanced
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
- Kangaroo couch-surfing
- Down-under fellow
- Pouch potato (correct)
- Sleeping beauty
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why don't skeletons fight?
Why don't skeletons fight?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
How do you make anti-gravity salad dressing?
How do you make anti-gravity salad dressing?
Flashcards
What is a pun?
What is a pun?
A pun is a form of humor that uses words that sound alike but have different meanings. The joke plays on the double meaning to create a humorous effect.
What is a dad joke?
What is a dad joke?
A dad joke is a type of humor that is typically considered cheesy or corny. It often involves a simple play on words or a straightforward punchline.
What is a knock-knock joke?
What is a knock-knock joke?
A knock-knock joke is a type of humor that follows a specific format. It starts with "knock, knock" and continues with a series of exchanges between two people.
What is a riddle?
What is a riddle?
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What is a limerick?
What is a limerick?
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What is a joke?
What is a joke?
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What is humor?
What is humor?
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What is a funny story?
What is a funny story?
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Study Notes
Funny Jokes
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- How do you make anti-gravity salad dressing? With a whisk.
- What does a pirate say when they’re finished with breakfast? Ahoy matey, I'm stuffed!
- Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “R,” because they’re always “raring” to go!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Funny Dad Jokes
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “R,” because they’re always “raring” to go!
- Why does a scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed!
- How do you make anti-gravity salad dressing? With a whisk.
- Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How do you make seven even? Take away the "S".
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
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