Funny Jokes Quiz

Study Notes

Funny Jokes

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
How do you make anti-gravity salad dressing? With a whisk.
What does a pirate say when they’re finished with breakfast? Ahoy matey, I'm stuffed!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “R,” because they’re always “raring” to go!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Funny Dad Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? “R,” because they’re always “raring” to go!
Why does a scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed!
How do you make anti-gravity salad dressing? With a whisk.
Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do you make seven even? Take away the "S".
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Description

Get ready to lighten the mood with our Funny Jokes Quiz! Test your knowledge of witty humor and see if you can remember some of the best punchlines. Perfect for all ages, this quiz is sure to bring a smile to your face.