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What is the punchline to the joke about why scientists don't trust atoms?
What is the punchline to the joke about why scientists don't trust atoms?
What do you call a fish that has no eyes?
What do you call a fish that has no eyes?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a lazy kangaroo called?
What is a lazy kangaroo called?
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How do you make seven even?
How do you make seven even?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
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Why don't skeletons fight?
Why don't skeletons fight?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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What did the zero say to the eight?
What did the zero say to the eight?
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What has an eye but cannot see?
What has an eye but cannot see?
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Study Notes
Dad Jokes
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- Why does butter fly? Because it's a butter-fly.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What is a pirate's favorite letter? "R"!
- How do you make seven even? Take away the "S".
- Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What time is it when the moon is directly overhead? Moon time.
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- Why should you not trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How do you make seven even? Take away the "S".
- What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What time is it when the moon is directly overhead? Moon time.
- How far can a kangaroo jump? As far as he can see!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- How do you make seven even? Take away the "S".
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why should you not trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- What time is it when the moon is directly overhead? Moon time.
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Let's meet for a while soon.
- Why should you not trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- How far can a kangaroo jump? As far as he can see!
- Why did the banana get a parking ticket? Because it was a peel-off.
- How do you make seven even? Take away the "S".
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What has an eye but cannot see? A needle.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Let's meet for a while soon.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Where do you find a cow with no legs? In the milk!
- Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
- What do you call a kangaroo with a bad attitude? A pouch potato.
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Test your pun potential with this Dad Jokes quiz! Packed with clever and humorous one-liners, this quiz will challenge your wit and make you laugh. Join in on the fun and see how many jokes you can get right!
