Dad Jokes Quiz

Dad Jokes

• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• Why should you avoid eating yellow snow? It makes you the Grinch!
• How do you make seven even? Subtract the S.
• Where do you find a fish that has really got the blues? In a school of sad fish.
• What does a tree wear in the winter? Scarf.
• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? There's no menu.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Why don’t skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• What shirt should you wear to a farmer's market? A seed shirt.
• What do you get when you fall into a pool of acid? A sour swim!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
• What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• What did the map say to the explorer? Don't go off the deep end.
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
• How do you make seven even? Subtract the S.
• Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
• Where is the best place to find a parking spot? The drive-through.
• Where do fish keep their money? In a reel account.
• Why should you be careful that you're not a liar? Because lying is a bad habit!
• What musical instrument is your heart? A trombone!
• What do you get if you drop a piano? A flat note.
• Why did the teddy bear say no when the little girl asked him to dance? Because he was stuffed.
• What does a pilot do when his airplane breaks down? Calls a mechanic.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a very suspicious pig? A pig-sos.
• Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What do you get if you cross a river with no water? A dry riverbed.
• What do you get if you cross a river with no water? A dry riverbed.
• What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

More Dad Jokes

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh (fish).
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
• What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• How do you make seven even? Take the S away.
• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• Where do you find a fish that has really got the blues? In a school of sad fish.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!