Dad Jokes Quiz

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Dad Jokes

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Why should you avoid eating yellow snow? It makes you the Grinch!
How do you make seven even? Subtract the S.
Where do you find a fish that has really got the blues? In a school of sad fish.
What does a tree wear in the winter? Scarf.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? There's no menu.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What shirt should you wear to a farmer's market? A seed shirt.
What do you get when you fall into a pool of acid? A sour swim!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the map say to the explorer? Don't go off the deep end.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
How do you make seven even? Subtract the S.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Where is the best place to find a parking spot? The drive-through.
Where do fish keep their money? In a reel account.
Why should you be careful that you're not a liar? Because lying is a bad habit!
What musical instrument is your heart? A trombone!
What do you get if you drop a piano? A flat note.
Why did the teddy bear say no when the little girl asked him to dance? Because he was stuffed.
What does a pilot do when his airplane breaks down? Calls a mechanic.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a very suspicious pig? A pig-sos.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't skeletons fight? Because they have no body to back them up.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you get if you cross a river with no water? A dry riverbed.
What do you get if you cross a river with no water? A dry riverbed.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

More Dad Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh (fish).
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How do you make seven even? Take the S away.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Where do you find a fish that has really got the blues? In a school of sad fish.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!