World's Cheesiest Jokes Flashcards
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How did they catch the guy who robbed a bunch of people at Mt Everest?

He returned to the scene of the climb.

What do you call it when a plane comes down in a garbage heap?

A trash landing.

What is the wrong way to remember where you caught a lot of fish?

Put an X on the side of the boat.

Why do teenagers get together at a Big Burger restaurant?

<p>It's the perfect meeting place.</p> Signup and view all the answers

Why won't Ms. Snug let her toddler go to the movies?

<p>She says he is too young to face the real world.</p> Signup and view all the answers

Why does the president put vegetables in his blender?

<p>He is hoping for whirled peas.</p> Signup and view all the answers

How did the turtle call for help?

<p>He used his shell phone.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died?

<p>They buried him six down and eight across.</p> Signup and view all the answers

In music, what does allegro mean?

<p>A line of chorus girls.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What do you call drilling 4879 holes?

<p>A boring job.</p> Signup and view all the answers

Why was the professor holding up a piece of bread?

<p>He was proposing a toast.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What happened when Future Fruit Co. merged with Orchard Research Inc.?

<p>They made the perfect pear.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What did Ms. Margarine say about her sister's husband?

<p>He's a terrific butter in law.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What do you call a vacation trip for 27 physicians?

<p>A doc tour.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What does an algebra teacher like for breakfast?

<p>Bacon and X.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What did the boy perfume say to the girl perfume?

<p>Cologne at last.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What did the carpenter say when he joined the band?

<p>What's a tuba for?</p> Signup and view all the answers

What do you call a rock music channel with no music?

<p>Empty V.</p> Signup and view all the answers

How did Mortimer Buckle do in his breadmaking class?

<p>He was on the honor roll.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What would you call a fish with two legs?

<p>A two-knee fish.</p> Signup and view all the answers

What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

<p>The one hundred meter dash.</p> Signup and view all the answers

Why did Oslo go to the sled and sleigh auction?

<p>Toboggan.</p> Signup and view all the answers

According to astronomers, what is a 'light year'?

<p>12 months with less calories.</p> Signup and view all the answers

Study Notes

Cheesy Jokes Flashcards

  • Scene of the climb: A pun related to Mt. Everest and catching a robber.
  • Trash landing: A humorous term for an airplane landing in a garbage area.
  • X on the boat: A joke about remembering a fishing spot in the wrong way.
  • Perfect meating place: Why teenagers gather at a burger restaurant.
  • Reel world: A playful reference about a toddler's age and movie outings.
  • Whirled peas: A pun involving the president and vegetables in a blender.
  • Shell phone: A joke about a turtle using a phone for help.
  • Buried across: A pun related to a crossword puzzle champion's funeral.
  • Allegro: In music, refers to a lively tempo, related to chorus girls.
  • Boring job: Refers to repetitiveness in drilling holes.
  • Proposing a tost: A humorous scene with a professor and a piece of bread.
  • Perfect pear: About a merger between two fruit companies leading to a pun.
  • Terrific butter in law: A funny comment on a sister's husband.
  • Doc tour: A vacation trip specifically designed for a group of physicians.
  • Bacon and X: What an algebra teacher prefers for breakfast.
  • Cologne at last: A playful exchange between boy and girl perfumes.
  • What's a tuba for?: A carpentry joke related to a band.
  • Empty V: Describes a rock music channel that lacks actual music.
  • Honor roll: Joking about performance in a breadmaking class.
  • Two knee fish: A pun on a fish's anatomy with legs.
  • Longest punctuation mark: Refers to the one hundred meter dash as a pun.
  • Toboggan: A light-hearted question about attending a sled auction.
  • Light year: A comedic definition of a light year linked to calorie count.

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