Questions and Answers
How did they catch the guy who robbed a bunch of people at Mt Everest?
He returned to the scene of the climb.
What do you call it when a plane comes down in a garbage heap?
A trash landing.
What is the wrong way to remember where you caught a lot of fish?
Put an X on the side of the boat.
Why do teenagers get together at a Big Burger restaurant?
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Why won't Ms. Snug let her toddler go to the movies?
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Why does the president put vegetables in his blender?
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How did the turtle call for help?
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What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died?
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In music, what does allegro mean?
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What do you call drilling 4879 holes?
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Why was the professor holding up a piece of bread?
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What happened when Future Fruit Co. merged with Orchard Research Inc.?
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What did Ms. Margarine say about her sister's husband?
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What do you call a vacation trip for 27 physicians?
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What does an algebra teacher like for breakfast?
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What did the boy perfume say to the girl perfume?
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What did the carpenter say when he joined the band?
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What do you call a rock music channel with no music?
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How did Mortimer Buckle do in his breadmaking class?
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What would you call a fish with two legs?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?
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Why did Oslo go to the sled and sleigh auction?
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According to astronomers, what is a 'light year'?
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Study Notes
Cheesy Jokes Flashcards
- Scene of the climb: A pun related to Mt. Everest and catching a robber.
- Trash landing: A humorous term for an airplane landing in a garbage area.
- X on the boat: A joke about remembering a fishing spot in the wrong way.
- Perfect meating place: Why teenagers gather at a burger restaurant.
- Reel world: A playful reference about a toddler's age and movie outings.
- Whirled peas: A pun involving the president and vegetables in a blender.
- Shell phone: A joke about a turtle using a phone for help.
- Buried across: A pun related to a crossword puzzle champion's funeral.
- Allegro: In music, refers to a lively tempo, related to chorus girls.
- Boring job: Refers to repetitiveness in drilling holes.
- Proposing a tost: A humorous scene with a professor and a piece of bread.
- Perfect pear: About a merger between two fruit companies leading to a pun.
- Terrific butter in law: A funny comment on a sister's husband.
- Doc tour: A vacation trip specifically designed for a group of physicians.
- Bacon and X: What an algebra teacher prefers for breakfast.
- Cologne at last: A playful exchange between boy and girl perfumes.
- What's a tuba for?: A carpentry joke related to a band.
- Empty V: Describes a rock music channel that lacks actual music.
- Honor roll: Joking about performance in a breadmaking class.
- Two knee fish: A pun on a fish's anatomy with legs.
- Longest punctuation mark: Refers to the one hundred meter dash as a pun.
- Toboggan: A light-hearted question about attending a sled auction.
- Light year: A comedic definition of a light year linked to calorie count.
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Test your humor knowledge with these cheesy jokes flashcards! Each card presents a setup that will have you guessing the punchline in no time. Perfect for a laugh or to lighten the mood with friends and family.
