Weird and Wacky Products Put to the Test

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• The author is reviewing 1,000 bad items, some of which are so dangerous they can no longer be bought, and will open them all to find the worst product.

• The first item is a chameleon that can change color, which the author demonstrates by wearing different colored clothing and showing how the chameleon adapts.

• The next item is a grappling hook that allows the author to walk on walls, which they successfully test.

• The author then tries on "fish shoes" that claim to allow walking on water, but they do not work.

• A "girlfriend in a bottle" is opened, which is supposed to grow into a real-sized girlfriend, but it is unclear what it does.

• The author uses a dry ice machine to create a smoke-filled pool, and then creates a massive bubble using a bubble machine.

• A LifeStraw is tested, which claims to turn dirty water into clear water, and it appears to work successfully.

• A turtle is bought and tested for speed, and a shark balloon is controlled using a remote control.

• The author reviews a fake crocodile, fake hands that can feel sensations, and a hammer that feels real.

• The world's biggest ball is inflated and played with, and a bubble exploding machine is demonstrated.

• A watermelon cutter is tested, which claims to cut a watermelon in one second, and it appears to work successfully.

• A magic wand is used to make people disappear, and a pair of shoes that allow jumping 10 times higher are tested.

• A dragon is obtained, and a helmet umbrella is tested, which appears to keep the user dry in the rain.

• Giant underwear is tried on, and a snake prank item is used to scare someone.

• A Superman cape is tested, and it appears to work, allowing the user to fly through the air.

• Leggings that make the wearer look thicker are tested, and a snake prank item is used to scare someone again.

• A mermaid tail is tested, and it appears to work, allowing the user to swim like a mermaid.

• Vampire teeth are obtained, and a Gizzy toaster is tested, which makes a weird but edible snack.

• A haunted doll is tested, which appears to move on its own, and a giant Rubik's Cube is solved in 3 minutes.

• A giant banana is filled with chocolate syrup using a special device, and then filled with ketchup to prank someone.

• A giant ball is played with, and a mantis is obtained, which is one of the strongest bugs.

• Needy hands are used to prank someone, and soda hats are tested, which allow the user to drink soda from a pipe on their head.

• Gross sodas are tested, including ranch dressing, sweet corn, pumpkin pie, peanut butter jelly, and bacon flavors, with mixed reviews.

• A pizza holder gadget is tested, which allows the user to take a pizza anywhere, and a water repellent spray for shoes is tested, but it does not work as claimed.Here is a summary of the text in detailed bullet points:

• The narrator pranks his girlfriend, Cat, by painting her white shoes black with the world's darkest paint, and waits for her reaction.

• The narrator tries out a bonus item, a levitating toy that can create a circle in the air, and is amazed by its functionality.

• Next, he tries out a bubble machine that can create 10,000 bubbles per minute, and is impressed by its capacity.

• He then tests out a half-wheel for a pool, a giant hamster wheel, and successfully crosses it.

• The narrator wears a six-pack bodysuit and pranks his friends, making them believe he has a real six-pack.

• He tries out color balls that react to light and change colors, and is fascinated by their behavior.

• The narrator then tests out explosive golf balls and tries to get them to the other side of a room, but ends up breaking them.

• Next, he tries out a li detecting item, which shocks him when he gives false answers to questions.

• The narrator then eats astronaut food, a burger in a tube, and compares it to a real burger, finding it surprisingly similar in taste.

• He tries out a magic cup that can turn liquids into instant slushy, and is successful in making a slushy.

• The narrator then tests out a projector that can make his phone screen 10 times bigger, and is impressed by its functionality.

• Next, he tries out a bed for his car, inflates it, and finds it comfortable to lie on.

• The narrator then tests out a rainbow powder that can turn soda into rainbow-colored soda, and is amazed by its effects.

• He tries out a gummy bear that grows bigger when placed in water, and waits to see the results.

• The narrator then tests out a lock box that can keep ice cream from melting, and successfully opens it.

• Next, he tries out a toy that can fly on its own, and is impressed by its ability to hover.

• The narrator then tests out a bed for his car again, this time with his friend Nick's car, and successfully sets it up.

• He tries out a creepy item that can eat anything, and feeds it Oreos.

• The narrator then tests out an item that prevents drinks from spilling, and is successful in keeping the water inside.

• Next, he tries out a pineapple opener, and is impressed by its ease of use.

• The narrator then tests out a shower head that changes color when turned on, and is fascinated by its functionality.

• He tries out a super long fork, and uses it to steal food from his friends.

• The narrator then tests out water shoes that can supposedly make him walk on water, but fails to do so.

• Next, he tries out a spy camera, and uses it to spy on his girlfriend Cat, but she discovers it and teases him about being cringy.

• The narrator then tests out marshmallow blasters, and has a competition with his friends to see who can pop the most balloons in one minute.

• Finally, he tries out a glow-in-the-dark candy kit, and is successful in making the candy glow.• Friends are trying out various novelty candies and products, including cigarette-shaped candy, snow cone machines, and sour candies. • They participate in the world's most sour challenge, which involves eating a sour candy and using a neutralizer to alleviate the sourness. • The loser of the challenge has to eat a chocolate-covered bug. • They also try glow-in-the-dark candies, which surprisingly work. • The friends discover a world's strongest laser that can pop balloons and warn against trying it at home. • They find sour slime candy and edible slime, which they try and find to be surprisingly tasty. • They discover a fish tank and a jellyfish, and then find a banned product in the US, a toy-filled egg that was banned due to the risk of people swallowing the toy. • They try a chocolate treat from the banned egg and find it to be good. • The friends find a candy in a toilet shape and a Popsicle lollipop that tastes like ice cream. • They discover an unspillable cup that can hold orange juice without spilling, but it can be spilled if hit with a chair. • They find a magic rope that supposedly works, but ultimately fails to have an effect. • They discover a World's Strongest Water Blaster and a treasure chest filled with toys. • They find a pimple toy that is surprisingly satisfying to use. • Finally, they try soda candy that tastes like fizzy soda and is enjoyable.