Muddle-Headed Man

Putting mittens on his toes = Forgetting his collar Spreading butter on his head = Scratching a piece of bread Putting a walking stick to bed = Standing in the rack instead Kissing a man instead of paying = Asking for a railway ticket at a cafe

Petrushka = Patricia key Petoskey = Padushka Kharkov = Baku Null check = Paradise

You've got your coat on inside out = You've put a saucepan on your head You've tied a tie around your waist = You've put your hat on

<p>Climbing into a tram and not paying = Entering a carriage awaiting repairs Asking for a railway ticket at a cafe = Putting half of his luggage on a shelf Mistaking the station for Kharkov or Baku = Rushing into the first cafe and ordering a slice of tea and a cup of bread Mistaking Petoskey for another location = Mistaking Petoskey for another location</p> Signup and view all the answers

<p>Dreaming the world was upside down = Dreaming he was in paradise Dreaming he was in paradise = Dreaming the world was upside down</p> Signup and view all the answers