History of Spells and Famous Casters

• The notes cover history of widely known spells and tricks, spells and their creators, and famous casters.
• Also known history of the world and its inhabitants

Wipe But Never Clean origins

• It originated the 12th century as a prank spell by the Order of the Soiled Gauntlet
• It was created to punish greedy monarchs and corrupt nobles who hoarded wealth
• The spell affected luxurious toilet cloths woven from enchanted silk, which were a rare commodity among the upper class.
• The first victim was King Albrecht the Opulent of Vinstelheim, who was infamous for his vanity and excessive taxation.
• After raising the price of common necessities like soap and cloth, Albrecht found himself afflicted by a mysterious and horrifying ailment.
• No matter how much he wiped, his royal behind remained tainted and Physicians, clerics, and even divine blessings failed to remove the curse.
• Documents describe the king's slow descent into madness, with the king abandoning his throne for a life of obsessive cleaning rituals.
• He imported entire shiploads of scented cloths and holy waters—all in vain.
• The Order of the Soiled Gauntlet never took credit, but the spell spread among warlocks and rogue mages.
• it becam a weapon of humiliation and karmic justice.

Infamous Uses of "Wipe But Never Clean"

• During the Merchant Wars of Tethryn, rival trading houses sought to ruin their enemies.
• House Vemoth, known for price-gouging and exploiting the poor, was doomed by an anonymous spellcaster.
• The entire leadership was afflicted with Wipe But Never Clean.
• The results were every noble of the house refused to attend court meetings, business dealings, or even leave chambers
• They were obsessed with their private struggle against an unwinnable battle, and their empire collapsed within months.
• Jorren the Jester infiltrated the Royal Ball of Eldoria disguised as a court magician during the Festival of Foul Humors (1567 ΑΕ).
• He enchanted the entire royal court with Wipe But Never Clean as part of his "performance.”.
• Turning the nobility's evening into an excruciatingly undignified panic was the goal.
• Reports claim chamber pots overflowed, magical bidets malfunctioned, and the castle's hygiene clerics resigned en masse.
• Archmage Pellifax the Pristine, a renowned scholar obsessed with personal cleanliness was victim of the spell.
• Pellifax prided himself on maintaining a magically sterilized environment at all times.
• His robes were enchanted to resist stains, his hands never touched raw materials, and his personal quarters were purified with divine blessings daily.
• Pellifax made the mistake of publicly insulting a wandering trickster warlock.
• The next morning, Pellifax discovered that no matter what divine intervention he summoned, the curse would not lift.
• His desperation became severe that he abandoned the study of magic, retreating into the wilderness to seek purification in forgotten sacred springs.
• Legends say he was last seen wandering the misty mountains, forever in search of the one spell that could finally cleanse him.

The Legend of "The Unwiped One"

• Among wizarding circles, mysterious figure of the ancient sorcerer known only as The Unwiped One is talked about.
• Some say he was one of the first victims of the curse, while others claim he was the original creator, cursed by his own hubris.
• The Unwiped One roams the lands, searching for a wizard powerful enough to break the curse that has plagued him for centuries.
• He appears only to those who wield great knowledge of purification spells, begging for aid-yet none have succeeded.
• His presence is often preceded by an unmistakable, foul wind, and those who deny him aid may find themselves waking up with the curse upon them.
• Wipe But Never Clean remains one of the most feared prank curses in history—a joke that always goes too far.
• It has become a popular prank spell used by trickster wizards, mischievous apprentices, and even some warlocks who delight in causing frustration rather than destruction.
• It remain a feared yet hilarious hex, a reminder that not all curses need to be deadly to ruin lives.

The Origins of "Summon Adam!" Spell

• Most summoning spells are the result of rigorous research, powerful rituals, or dark deals with forbidden entities.
• Summon Adam is the result of a cosmic paperwork error so catastrophic that even the gods refuse to take responsibility for it.
• Adam was a normal wizard, living a normal life, doing normal wizard things.
• An unidentified magical catastrophe accidentally linked his soul to a permanent, universal summoning spell.
• Now, anyone, anywhere, at any time can summon Adam? This is whether he likes it or not.
• Theories:
  • Adam tried to cast an advanced teleportation spell but accidentally hit “reply all” on the universe's spell matrix
  • A drunk wizard uttered “Summon Adam!” as a joke, and the gods -laughing so hard-made it an actual spell.
  • Adam lost a bet with a demonic trickster, but instead of stealing his soul, the demon just cursed him with eternal inconvenience.
  • Adam is secretly a god who was forced into an eternal contract because he forgot to read the fine print.
  • Adam is stuck with this for eternity, and he is extremely, extremely bitter about it.

Infamous Uses of the "Summon Adam!" Spell

• Despite its seemingly pointless effect, Summon Adam! has been responsible for some of the most bizarre, unintended, and occasionally tragic events in magical history.
• During a critical war between the Kingdom of Eldros and the Orcish Horde of Gul'Zar, royal war mage cast Summon Adam! out of sheer desperation during the Battle of Sudden Reinforcements (Year 847 ΑΕ)
• Adam materialized in the middle of the battlefield, holding a steaming cup of tea and looking deeply unimpressed.
• Adam panicked and tried to teleport and accidentally teleported the entire battlefield into the Astral Plane.
• Both sides were stuck in the void for 20 years and developed advanced societies.
• They were angry and resettled back on earth, which lead to the Second War of Sudden Reinforcements due to a long wait.
• A frustrated scholar said Summon Adam! out loud, and Adam appeared immediately in the Great Library Incident (Year 1123 AE).
• Adam glanced at the text, sighed, and instantly corrected a mistranslation that had stumped scholars for centuries
• "It doesn't say ‘The Forbidden Ritual of Eternal Doom,' it just says ‘Beware of the Large Chicken," he muttered, before promptly vanishing.
• This revelation prevented an entire generation of wizards from summoning what they thought was ultimate power but was actually just a very angry, very large chicken.
• Scholars still list Adam as a "contributor" in their works, despite the fact that he never agreed to this and has refused all interview requests.
• A group of drunk wizards were arguing over whether Summon Adam! was real at the during the Tavern Catastrophe (Year 1356 ΑΕ).
• Adam appeared instantly, he was holding laundry He was visibly angry and was done with everyone's nonsense saying "What. Do. You. Want?"
• The wizards then summoned him again, and again. Adam patiently tolerated this exactly four times before snapping.
• The result was A powerful transmutation spell that turned the entire tavern into an enormous, structurally perfect loaf of bread.
• It took a week for magical authorities to undo the spell, and even now, the tavern's wooden beams smell vaguely of sourdough.

"Greater Summon Adam!"

• This spell Allegedly summons Mega Adam, an omnipresent version of Adam who exists across all timelines and dimensions simultaneously.
• Unlike Summon Adam!, which only pulls one Adam, Greater Summon Adam! supposedly calls every possible version of Adam at once.
• Attempts to cast this spell have resulted in:
  • Instant reality collapses
  • Uncontrollable screaming from nowhere
  • Brief but horrifying glimpses of an alternate dimension where Adams rule the multiverse
  • A single, ominous note appearing in the caster's handwriting that simply reads: "Don't."
• No documentation of the spell, as the universe deletes the event to prevent it
• Adam, when asked about this spell, has refused to comment.
• Adam actively avoids detection, using advanced anti-divination magic, pocket dimensions, and sheer, unbridled resentment to stay hidden.
• Unfortunately for him, no amount of protection is enough.
• Because every now and then, some clueless idiot accidentally mutters the spell and probably hoping that this time was the last.

"Fuck You" origins

• The "Fuck You!" spell was first documented in the grimoires of the Ale-Stained Archives
• This is a collection of magical texts written by generations of wizards who preferred drinking to actual research
• Origins: It is widely believed that the spell originated in a wizard tavern somewhere between the 8th and 9th flagon of enchanted mead.
• The first recorded use of Fuck You! happened during an especially heated bar brawl in the Drunken Phoenix Inn
• This is a well-known gathering place for spellcasters with poor impulse control and even worse table manners.
• In a fight with Elderin the Short-tempered, Elderin said "FUCK YOU!"
• This spell discharged a surge of raw magical energy, sending his opponent flying backward, shattering three tables, a chandelier, and a very unfortunate bard.
• Within a single drunken night, wizards had perfected, modified, and weaponized the spell and has become passive-aggressive and deeply personal.

Uses of the "Fuck You" Spell

• It is responsible for some of the most ridiculous and unfortunate events in magical history.
• Grandmage Tobias the Wise and Archmagus Velkor the Vengeful were dueling at the Wizard's Duel in 972 ΑΕ.
• Before the duel, Velkor simply muttered "Fuck you".
• The spell instantly disarmed Tobias, undid his belt, and knocked his hat off
• Humiliated and pants-less, Tobias forfeited the duel immediately, cementing the spell.
• King Belvin of Eldoria insulted court wizards for the sake of fun.
• The royal mage simply sighed, waved a hand, and whispered "Fuck You." in year 1103 AE.
• King Belvin experienced a lifetime's worth of stubbed toes, papercuts, and knee bumps against invisible furniture—all at once.
• His crown fell off, and his drink spilled into his lap, his chair collapsed beneath him.
• The entire court fell silent as the most powerful man in the kingdom lay on the floor, groaning in pain and mild existential crisis, Gregor vanished.
• Two high-ranking wizards - Morgath the Cursed and Althion the Slightly Less Cursed - got into argument , and Morgarth snaps and said "Fuck You" in year 1257 AE.
• Althion said "Fuck You" back, in a chain reaction where all wizards began to say "Fuck You", collapsing taverns.
• The Royal Academy of Magic had to step in and manually "reboot" the local timeline to undo the damage.
• The Forbidden Variant: "Grandmaster's F*ck You" Effect: A reality-breaking insult so devastating that it can cause existence itself to momentarily glitch.
• To cast it, time freezes for 0.7 seconds and is considered reality breaking

Current Uses and Legacy of "Fuck You!"

• It remains a beloved staple of magical culture and is taught in every wizarding school, with spell modifications like:
• Professional Causes a bureaucratic error in the target's artwork.
• Silent which is functions like the spell but is done through an unimpressed stare.
• Ultimate automatically casts on the three people.

The "Half-Inch Kidney Stone

• The origins of the Half-Inch Kidney Stone hex are shrouded in medical complaints.
• Curse from Petty Revenge began from Sir Reginald Bladderbane, a wizard whose life's, work revolved around creating inconvenient spells.
• Reginald was enraged when he was overcharged for a Potion of Swift Digestion, as he hexed the shopkeeper Boris the Bloat, with "mild distress."
• Boris rolled around in pain from the kidney stones, creating the Gut-Wrenching War where Reginald's lineage was cursed.
• Due to the spell, Exploiting Cheese was created.
• The spell became popular for mischevious and dubious wizards for revenge, annoyed roommates, jilted lovers.
• ministry outlaws it in the year 978 due to its skyrocketed use.
• Uses are found as petty schemes to jilted lovers, but not die.

Uses of the Half-Inch Kidney Stone Hex

• As King Roderick got the curse, he lifted taxes and was changed
• Due to the curse, Belzarius was set off against Morgana due to the pain, and lost. This ruined tavern bets and forced healing.
• The Bard curse was used in the year 1587, where Tavern was cursed to produce stones.
• The curse is officially banned, some still learn it in Black Market.

The "Itchy Bones" Hex

• Also known as "Ossa Pruritio!”, Is regarded as one of the most devastating spell and has no way to be scratched.
• Spells cause psychological tourture, and scholars thought just really funny to watch.
• The curse happened in year 746 when Gregor tried to summon a spell.
• Apprentice, Martha revsered spell, and was used for pranks and revenge.
• Beatrix casted it and caused a scene of chaos to Rosalind.
• 2. Is Slang to be beaten from scratching yourself.
• in 1532A.E when servants hexed the Royal Courts.
• Due to the spell it cause people to Wrif uncontrollably, bouncing around and to be throwing crowns around.
• One was knighted and named Srratch.
• The spells are usually for students and the colleges and the spell scroll makes the Bones itching.

Eternally Wet Socks

• First crafted by the Witch of Tormenting, which focused on being annoying, but not fatal.
• She was expelled for being annoying which then she used anger to summon powers.
• She hexed prince to make bread sale and caused her revenge, for her magnum opys.

Uses of the Eternally Wet Socks

• Commonly used in high stakes but can he rarely used as its hard to make threat.
• was known for roasting his opponents, by calling them talents.
• But, the with was done where he had to forfeit, and became moist conqueror.
• The last known picture of Septimus, and caused to a simple curse and made them abdicate.
• Is Rumored to be exist as underwear where it causes damage to the powerful ones and makes the most sadistic mage.

Exploding Ballsack

• Invented by Lord Weximus the Spiteful, has know for magical prowess and emotional unbalance.
• He caused people to hex people for minor slights ex. Cursed merchants when were overcharged on certain things, and enchanted an entire.
• After catching the apretince in bed, decided to leave and cackle
• he had caused a distrant thundercla, he had shattered windos, livestock was blotied and remains were never found

Uses Of Exploding Ballsack

• Every testical were exploded at once.
• Led. to throwing wizarding society to chaos.
• Battle of Bursting ORbs was known for largest of a platoon.
• People describes he souod of acorns.
• and caused people to not produce
• overthusiastic kid casted firework accidentally to have "You're Adopted" spell.
• began in the petty family
• Causing wizards to undermine the others.
• Often can lead to crisis, and has foridden variation