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The Dap Transcripts LEE GETS A HAIRCUT SETTING: GSK Barbershop, March 20, 2099 Daquavious “Dayquay” Rat Jr. is getting his hair braided by GSK Barbers. Hyset Onderweiser and Lee Ah Seung walk in. Dayquay: Well, if it isn’t my nigga, Hyset! Hyset: What’s good, my nigga? Hyset daps Dayquay. A loud n...

The Dap Transcripts LEE GETS A HAIRCUT SETTING: GSK Barbershop, March 20, 2099 Daquavious “Dayquay” Rat Jr. is getting his hair braided by GSK Barbers. Hyset Onderweiser and Lee Ah Seung walk in. Dayquay: Well, if it isn’t my nigga, Hyset! Hyset: What’s good, my nigga? Hyset daps Dayquay. A loud noise resonates around the barbershop. Hyset daps GSK. A loud noise resonates around the world. Hyset: That cut is looking crispy. Dayquay: ‘preciate that. Lee: How about I get my haircut just like Mr. Rat? Hyset: How ‘bout I wipe that ugly smirk off your face? We’re shaving everything. Lee: Again? Lee gets in the chair, and casts a look at Dayquay. Dayquay: Hey, don’t look at me. Mr. Onderweiser has spoken. Hyset: I want it shiny like last time. Lee: Mr. Onderweiser… GSK shaves Lee clean within about a minute. Hyset: Now you’re looking sharp! Right, Daquavious? Dayquay: I can see my future on that boy’s head! ONDERWEISER TEACHES LEE HOW TO DAP SETTING: Dickenme Road, March 20, 2099 Hyset: Looking sharp, Lee! Lee: Thank you, Mr. Onderweiser! Teach how to dap like you! Hyset: You’re still too weak. Lee: Mr. Onderweiser… Hyset: Alright, let’s hear what you got. Hyset daps Lee. A small, pathetic squeak slips out of the two’s handshake. Hyset: That’s all you got?! Useless!! Lee: Ah! GSK walks out of Taco Bell. Lee: Isn’t that our barber? Hyset: Perfect timing. Make sure you observe how we dap each other. GSK and Hyset stand around, seemingly oblivious to the other. Lee: Why’re you acting like you can’t see him? Hyset: You fool. Lee: What?? Hyset: He hasn’t reached the Dap-Up Distance yet, so you have to pretend you don’t see him. Once he arrives there, that’s when you call him and dap him up. This won’t ruin the Dap Build-Up. Lee: I have so much to learn! Hyset: I can’t believe how experienced the barber is. He spotted up with his peripheral vision the moment he stepped out, then he noticed he hadn’t reached Dap-Up Distance and brought out his phone to reduce eye contact. We’re witnessing a master at work. GSK finally reaches Hyset. Hyset: What’s good, my nigga? Hyset daps GSK. A loud noise resonates and, somewhere outside the galaxy, a Earth similar to ours explodes. LEE GETS WAVES SETTING: Seung Household (Living Room), March 21, 2099 Lee’s parents, Sesi and Ganhan are in the living room. Sesi: I hope Lee is okay, he’s been in his room all day. Ganhan: He’s been hanging around with Hyset lately. Sesi: What?! SETTING: Seung Household (Bedroom), March 21, 2099 Lee sits in bed, reminiscing. Hyset, flashback: Looking sharp, Lee! Hyset, flashback: Look at your head, shiny. Dayquay, flashback: I can see my future on that boy’s head! Klein Slimcop, flashback: I’d be crying if I looked like that too, bro, that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all. Fuck it, though, bro, it’s your life. Lee: Klein had a lot to say with that palm tree ass haircut. Guess there’s only one thing for me to do. SETTING: GSK Barbershop, March 21, 2099 Lee stands outside the shop. Lee: Mr. Onderweiser would understand. Lee enters the shop. What’s good, my ni- I mean, my barber? Can you give me Uncle Stekman’s haircut? GSK: I gotchu. GSK regrows Lee’s hair and cuts it into waves. Lee: How does it look? GSK simply signals the OK sign. Lee: My skin is glowing already, you’re the real deal! GSK sprays alcohol on Lee’s hair. Lee groans in pain. GSK: You’re always doing too much… Boy, it’s just alcohol. Lee visits Footlocker Ian gets a Haircut