EIM urban legends.docx

 **Colleoni ** - Colleoni escaped the Italian Mafia, came to Canada, and started a new life as a teacher in EIM  - Colleoni organises trips to Italy to take back money from his treasure he hid when he was in the mafia - Colleoni has secret exchanges with Mussolini  - Colleoni bou...

 **Colleoni ** - Colleoni escaped the Italian Mafia, came to Canada, and started a new life as a teacher in EIM  - Colleoni organises trips to Italy to take back money from his treasure he hid when he was in the mafia - Colleoni has secret exchanges with Mussolini  - Colleoni bought the school  - Colleoni has a flip phone from the 80\'s  - Colleoni being the perfect history teacher bc he was alive during all of it, bro knows when the history book is lying (mf is 200k years old)  - Colleoni can make Bustos not sexy - Legend says Colleoni used to have hair - Legend says Colleoni has a nap chair **Labarre** - Labarre dosen\'t have a wife - Pedophilus Labarrus - Labarre was there when Jesus was born - Labarre kidnaps kids and eats them in his basement - Labarre used to be besties with queen Lizzy (The Yeomen Warders of His Majesty\'s Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London, and Members of the Sovereign\'s Bodyguard of the Yeoman Guard Extraordinary are probably gonna come get me after this) **Bustos** - Bustos was a prison guard before becoming a teacher - Bustos is secretly the CEO of Duolingo **Breton** - Breton is a sociopath and psychopath - Breton is the chief of the Ancient British - Breton is a pirate with her 1 eye **Simard** - Simard is Andrew Tate undercover - Simard has Discord - Simard loves the Caillou Theme song **Frankland** - Frankland simps for David St Jacques - Frankland has anger issues - 211 tried to cancel Frankland\'s earth membership - Frankland was born with a poutine in her hand and in the other was a phone with Twitter opened - Frankland is a pedophile **Lévesque** - Lévesque is deaf - Lévesque tried becoming a teacher but he miserably failed  **Goulet** - Goulet is emo - Goulet spends all his lifesavings on McDonalds - If Goulet didn\'t exist, McDonalds\'s would lose 30% of all their sales - 101 made Goulet quit **Bourriel** - -Bourriel is made of 99% hair gel - Bourriel after loosely explaining what to do and going in his little masterbatorium or whatever that little room - Bourriel has a tiktok account and he follows girls wearing crop tops dancing **Dagenais** - Dagenais does satanic rituals - Dagenais sold his soul to become a god of his own religion **Azzouni** - Azzouni is immortal: the queen died before him **Gros Luc** - Gros Luc didn\'t know that ducks could fly **Ferrero** - Ferrero is the owner of Ferrero Rocher **Hammad** - Hammad doesn't like sloche **Tovar** - Nicolas Tovar is a famous actor **Lapointe** - Lapointe became a yoga instructor - Lapointe has manly feet **Réal** - Réal is made of 2/3 cereal - Réal loves handshakes **Extra** - Breton, Colleoni and Bourriel have Instagram - Simard and Tovar have Discord (hope they\'re not in the server) - Réal is secretly Labarre\'s long lost twin - Legend says Simard and Tovar are undercover disguised as students in the EIM Official server IF ANYONE HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS, SEND THEM IN \#TEACHER TEA