4 Questions
What color did the speaker invent when he/she was two years old?
Blue
What did the speaker do after composing the world's most famous song?
Made up a million lines long poem
The speaker's story is entirely true.
False
What did the speaker do after moving a whole mountain?
Helped Santa manage his reindeer and elves
Study Notes
My Absolutely True Life Story
- The poem is written by Kenn Nesbitt and is a humorous, exaggerated account of the speaker's life.
- As a baby, the speaker enjoyed racing with cheetahs and won, causing them to cry.
- At two years old, the speaker invented the color "blue".
- The speaker claims to have achieved incredible feats, such as:
- Jumping so high they got stuck on the moon
- Moving a whole mountain with only a spoon
- Helping Santa manage his reindeer and elves
- Reading every book on the library's shelves
- Drinking all the oceans in one day at high tide
- Eating a pizza a thousand miles wide
- Learning to speak in the language of bees
- Creating cars out of cheese
- Composing the world's most famous song
- The speaker claims that the story is 110% true and that they would not lie.
- The poem is a work of fiction, intended to be humorous and entertaining.
A humorous poem about a child's outlandish claims and fantastical achievements. Explore the imaginative and whimsical world of this creative kid.
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