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What color did the speaker invent when he/she was two years old?
What color did the speaker invent when he/she was two years old?
What did the speaker do after composing the world's most famous song?
What did the speaker do after composing the world's most famous song?
The speaker's story is entirely true.
The speaker's story is entirely true.
False
What did the speaker do after moving a whole mountain?
What did the speaker do after moving a whole mountain?
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Study Notes
My Absolutely True Life Story
- The poem is written by Kenn Nesbitt and is a humorous, exaggerated account of the speaker's life.
- As a baby, the speaker enjoyed racing with cheetahs and won, causing them to cry.
- At two years old, the speaker invented the color "blue".
- The speaker claims to have achieved incredible feats, such as:
- Jumping so high they got stuck on the moon
- Moving a whole mountain with only a spoon
- Helping Santa manage his reindeer and elves
- Reading every book on the library's shelves
- Drinking all the oceans in one day at high tide
- Eating a pizza a thousand miles wide
- Learning to speak in the language of bees
- Creating cars out of cheese
- Composing the world's most famous song
- The speaker claims that the story is 110% true and that they would not lie.
- The poem is a work of fiction, intended to be humorous and entertaining.
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Description
A humorous poem about a child's outlandish claims and fantastical achievements. Explore the imaginative and whimsical world of this creative kid.
