50 Rules of Wedding Crashing

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What is Rule 1?

No chicken dancing - no exceptions

Never leave a fellow crasher behind (correct)

Always have an early appointment the next morning

You're a distant relative of a dead cousin

What should you never use when crashing a wedding?

Your real name

According to Rule 4, no one should go home alone.

True

What is the advice given in Rule 8?

Be the life of the party Signup and view all the answers

What does Rule 10 imply about invitations?

Invitations are for pussies Signup and view all the answers

What is a crucial piece of information to have according to Rule 16?

An up-to-date family tree Signup and view all the answers

According to Rule 38, stay clear of the ______.

wedding planner Signup and view all the answers

What is the recommendation in Rule 37 regarding drink consumption?

One hard drink or two beers max Signup and view all the answers

Rule 41 states that you should never hit on the bride.

True Signup and view all the answers

What is the implication of Rule 50 regarding crash partners?

When your crash partner fails, you fail Signup and view all the answers

What is the priority in Rule 21?

Make sure she's 18 Signup and view all the answers

What is Rule 43 about dancing?

Dance with old folks and the kids Signup and view all the answers

Rule 24 advises that if you get ______, leave calmly.

outed Signup and view all the answers

What does Rule 46 suggest about where to sit at the service?

Sit in the fifth row Signup and view all the answers

What is the warning mentioned in Rule 22 about weddings?

You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal, period. Signup and view all the answers

Rule 39 states that your favorite movie is 'The English Patient'.

True Signup and view all the answers

What should you bring if there's a cash bar according to Rule 44?

Fake war medals Signup and view all the answers

Study Notes

General Rules of Wedding Crashing

Always support fellow crashers; loyalty is crucial in crashing.
Use a fake identity; real names attract unwanted attention.
Maintain silence on your intentions; confession jeopardizes the mission.
Ensure no crasher ends the night solo; camaraderie is vital.

Avoid romantic distractions that may divide crashers.
Engage actively; sulking attracts negative scrutiny.
Use distinctive attire to stand out without appearing out of place.
Be the center of attention through charisma and energy.

Entry Strategies

Employ any tactic necessary to gain entry; determination is key.
Invitations are deemed unnecessary; crashing without them is encouraged.

Interaction Tactics

Being sensitive and approachable can foster connections.
Expressing a desire for children may appeal to guests' emotions.
Comfort bridesmaids, who may be feeling overlooked at weddings.

Backstory and Deception

Craft a story about being a distant relative to blend in.
Resist the impulse to reveal the truth; discretion is essential.
Have a detailed family tree to support your fabricated identity.

Conduct During the Event

Ensure all guests experience the evening fully; no one should feel left out.
Cultivate an affinity for pets and children to appear relatable.
Prepare to deliver toasts; practice in the native language if necessary.

Practical Considerations

Arrange an excuse for early departure to avoid awkward goodbyes.
Verify the age of potential romantic interests to avoid legal issues.
Limit engagements to the wedding and reception; draw the line at overtime.

Behavior and Attitude

Enjoy multiple servings during dinner as long as it's socially acceptable.
Depart gracefully if your cover is blown; running is suspicious.
Clarify misunderstandings calmly but maintain an air of charm.

Evening Strategy

Enjoy drinks moderately; intoxication leads to mistakes.
Ensure the bar provides free drinks; strategize to avoid costs.
Remain cooperative; teamwork enhances the crashing experience.

Personal Tactics

Always present as an outsider; it adds intrigue to your persona.
Observe decorum; individuals in hats may be less approachable.
Avoid serious commitments unless confident in the individual’s status.

Departure and Follow-Up

Avoid returning home with a guest; keep it discreet.
Make it a goal to leave before dawn; energy should remain unspent.
Breakfast signifies closure; only the determined stay for it.

Seasonal Opportunities

Recognize wedding crashing is seasonal; utilize funeral events year-round.
Limit alcohol intake to maintain composure during events.

Navigational Tips

Stay away from wedding planners who may spot you.
Express an interest in romantic films to establish common ground.
Discourage childish party dances; maintain sophistication at all times.

Relationship Dynamics

Maintain boundaries with brides; flirting is inappropriate and risky.
Utilize the dance floor to foster connections; active participation is key.
Dance with all ages to enhance your appeal; appear charming and considerate.

Creative Solutions

Forge creative excuses for appearing without an invitation.
Sit strategically at ceremonies to maximize visibility and potential connections.
Yield to senior crashers in competition to establish respect among peers.

Consistency and Respect

Memorize your fake name for consistency; confusion can break immersion.
Adhere strictly to the rules; improvisation can lead to chaos.
Failure of a partner signifies shared responsibility; teamwork is essential for success.

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Test your knowledge of the essential rules for wedding crashing with these flashcards. From never leaving a crasher behind to avoiding confessions, each rule highlights the key strategies for successful crashing. Perfect for fans of the classic wedding-crasher lifestyle!